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163304 ♥ / 1 May, 2012

I’m Andy.  Someone told me you’re  really good with toys.  These are  mine, but I’m going away now, so I  need someone really special to play  with them. This is Jessie — the roughest,  toughest cowgirl in the whole West.   She loves critters, but none more’n  her best pal, Bullseye.  Yee-haw!  Here. This is Rex - the meanest, most  terrifying dinosaur who ever lived. The Potato Heads - Mister and  Missus.  You gotta keep ‘em together  ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any  dog you could want.  But Hamm?  He’ll  keep your money safe… but he’s also one of the most  dastardly villains of all time - evil Dr. Pork Chop! And these little dudes are from a  strange, alien world - Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear - the  coolest toy ever.  Look, he can fly, and shoot lasers. He’s sworn to protect the galaxy from  the evil Emperor Zurg! Now, you gotta promise to take good  care of these guys.  They mean a lot  to me.- Now, Woody — he’s been my pal as  long as I can remember.  He’s brave,  like a cowboy should be.  And kind,  and smart.  But the thing that makes  Woody special?  Is he’ll never give  up on you - ever.  He’ll be there  for you, no matter what.  Y’think you  can take care of him for me?-Thanks, guys. 
2876 ♥ / 1 May, 2011