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163304 ♥ / 1 May, 2012
I’m Andy. Someone told me you’re really good with toys. These are mine, but I’m going away now, so I need someone really special to play with them. This is Jessie — the roughest, toughest cowgirl in the whole West. She loves critters, but none more’n her best pal, Bullseye. Yee-haw! Here. This is Rex - the meanest, most terrifying dinosaur who ever lived. The Potato Heads - Mister and Missus. You gotta keep ‘em together ‘cause they’re madly in love. Now Slinky here is as loyal as any dog you could want. But Hamm? He’ll keep your money safe… but he’s also one of the most dastardly villains of all time - evil Dr. Pork Chop! And these little dudes are from a strange, alien world - Pizza Planet! And this is Buzz Lightyear - the coolest toy ever. Look, he can fly, and shoot lasers. He’s sworn to protect the galaxy from the evil Emperor Zurg! Now, you gotta promise to take good care of these guys. They mean a lot to me.- Now, Woody — he’s been my pal as long as I can remember. He’s brave, like a cowboy should be. And kind, and smart. But the thing that makes Woody special? Is he’ll never give up on you - ever. He’ll be there for you, no matter what. Y’think you can take care of him for me?-Thanks, guys. 
2876 ♥ / 1 May, 2011