About Me

And now for some self-indulgent tripe.

Hi,
My name is Matt, I’m from Wigan in the UK and currently live in Leeds where I am at uni studying International Relations. I am 21, fat and below-average height. I strongly suspect that I am asexual.
I’ve had tumblr since January 2009. Loves it.

I like lots of things, they include going to le cinema, ordering in restaurants, kit kat chunkys, getting things in the post, the first time you wear a new pair of socks, furniture shopping, flying, taking stupid photos, lava lamps and playing 10p machines.

My taste in many things is varied and eclectic. Por ejemplo, my iTunes library consists of Maria Callas, Rammstein & 50 Cent.. and that’s before we’ve scrolled down to Vengaboys and Neil Diamond. 

If anything I don’t like more things than I do like (but instead of not liking things, I tend to have major psychotic hatreds), they include twilight, football, the po-po’s, cheese, feet and people in general because they’re all so fucking stupid.

I reject the concept of a God and find the notion of a deity inexplicable and unnecessary. Similarly, other things I don’t believe in or subscribe to include marriage, gender, sexuality, capitalism, ritual slaughter (kosher, halal..), how government and the police think they have or deserve any authority whatsoever, the right to bear arms, that morality comes from religion, ritual circumcision, films with steven seagal or made by michael bay, kony 2012 and coke zero.

If you would like to know more about how I plan to spend my life being a bitter curtain twitcher, please use the ask box.